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'Verbal Abuse 3.0'—spicy banter for intelligent people.
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Spicy banter for intelligent people—Version 3.0. We call it ab-usage . . . doing what we want with words, skewering them like an olive in a martini. Cracking the code on these dizzying puzzles and highbrow puns—flying high like an acrobat on the trapeze of verbal hijinks—will earn you cred not only as a wordplaya, but as a wordSLAYA. Guess what we suggest with this one: the aforementioned juiced-up gin martini—dirty going down but smartly satisfying.
COLLECTION INCLUDES:
- Adorable as they are, they and them are still working on the grammar of their identity.
- I told the oxymoron to stick with vodka.
- Metaphor is the bane of the Valley Girl’s existence.
- Latin never lets her children strange too far from their roots.
SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:
- 3-ply white paper napkins
- 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips
- 5” by 5”
- edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”
- printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator
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